Dear Self,
I am writing you this note just in case for some reason it completely slips your mind how miserable you were during your first trimester of pregnancy with your second child, just as your memory failed you after your first pregnancy. If in fact you get baby fever again please refer back to this note so that it may jog your memory. You are now in your 7Th week of pregnancy. It has been 2 weeks of complete and utter torcher (only about 7 more weeks to go). From the time you wake up in the morning until the time you close your eyes at night you are nauseous, tired and extremely irritable. Up until 2 days ago when Doctor Baky prescribed you Phenergan for your sickness you were vomiting and crying while camped out in the bathroom all while trying to care for poor Thomas who had a cold. Everyday is the longest day of your life. Two children is perfectly enough and there is no need for a third. Please do not let your emotions get the better of you when you see tiny babies and your heart skips a beat. For the sake of your own sanity and for the sake of those around you please don't have anymore babies after this. Go buy a puppy.
The end,
Amy
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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